We need to rekindle our bromance
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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