I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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