This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Randomize