worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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