Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Are we still banned from the library?
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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