she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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