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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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