the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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