I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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