aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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