I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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