A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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