Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I party with great urgency now.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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