I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You have to summon your inner elephant
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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