i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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