I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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