don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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