We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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