Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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