seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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