that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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