I CAN MOONWALK!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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