Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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