She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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