i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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