Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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