We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I have aggressive nipples.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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