I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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