Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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