Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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