She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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