he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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