i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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