Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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