I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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