You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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