Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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