is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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