K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We had sex on a dog bed..
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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