She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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