votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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