no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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