This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Of course I have a pirate flag
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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