I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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