I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
