I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
These tits shall not be calmed
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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