return my video game
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Randomize
