i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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