i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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