he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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