I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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