I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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