that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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