You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
